My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #666

I had a full two weeks to devise my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #666 for the weeks of June 10 and 17, 2019, but I wrote it at the last minute anyway. The drawing is by Carolita Johnson. The sofa is by Studio 65.

"Everyone I know just kisses my ass."

These captions weren't garish enough:

"All day long I get nothing but lip service."
"You always seem to know what I need."
"Do you rent out your office for parties?"

June 24, 2019 Update:  The Finalists

July 1, 2019 Update:  I did not vote this week. I like all the captions, but I find the first one disarmingly original.

July 16, 2019 Update:  The Winner

Note:  Two weeks ago Shark Week came a little early with a caption contest from cartoonist P. C. Vey. Swim for your life to Contest #665!

Last week I wrote a short piece about the sofa.


Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:

Carolita Johnson

Sofas

Marilyn Monroe

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

The Moment Magazine Cartoon Caption Contest

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest

All the Above Cartoon Caption Contests and Then Some

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