The CartoonStock Caption Contest #158

Why not pour ourselves another drink and settle down with the CartoonStock Caption Contest #158? My three entries cost me $5—a steal! Cash prizes are set at $500 for first place and $100 for each of five runners up. So far I've invested $20 in this contest and I'm keeping a tally. The cinematic drawing is by Tom Chitty.

"The G.O.P is clueless on rebranding."
"No planes—maybe we're both just wasted."
"It's innovative all right, but I prefer the classics."

September 27, 2022 Update:  The Winner

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