My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #803

This week, I made a down payment on an entry for The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #803 from the issue of May 23, 2022. My fast-talking caption is shown below. The drawing is by Feggo.

"A ride like this comes along once in a lifetime."

These captions were too immature:

"This will bring out your inner child."
"It's perfect for a new driver."
"She'll be good as new once you hose her down."
"This is a once-in-a-lifetime deal."
"An opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime."
"This is our leader in fuel economy."
"You can just say good-bye to that monthly garage fee."

May 30, 2022 Update:  The Finalists

June 11, 2022 Update: I voted for the caption from Baltimore.

June 18, 2022 Update:  The Winner

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