My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #525

Here is my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #525 for June 13, 2016. The drawing is by John Klossner.

"We're going to crush the preschool admissions process."

I also prepared some captions for show and tell:

"It's done wonders for my pecs."
"We think farming is coming back."
"He has a bright future in construction."
"A race? We would crush you"
"You can't be too careful."
"We've solved the pothole problem."
"I'm crushing parenthood."
"What obstacles?"
"What do you mean, overprotective?"
"No, I don't feel run down."

June 20, 2016 Update:  The Finalists

June 27, 2016 Update:  I voted for the first caption.


July 4, 2016 Update:  Winning Caption

Note:  Last week Zachary Kanin revisited St. George and the dragon. My caption flamed out. See the noble results of Contest #524.

Meanwhile, John Klossner is a big wheel around here.

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